Admit it, we’ve all been there. We’re on the boat, the coach says something completely innocent, and we all giggle just a little under our breath. Why? Paddling is filled with hilariously warped statements and commands that are actually 100% paddle-related. To an outsider, they sound twisted. Downright perverted. And yes, they make us laugh. So, in honor of Friday, and spring, here are a few dragon boat sayings to make you laugh and brighten your day. Enjoy! – Give me 2 more inches – Lower your hand on the shaft